Just when you thought it was safe to tell your lady to pull the goalie: we now live in a world where Static-X is active again, which is 
most certainly not a world into which I would ever dream of bringing a child.
Some people are apparently upset because it’s “not really” Static-X, it’s just Wayne Static and and whomever the hell he hires. I didn’t know anyone gave a shit about who was in Static-X so long as the cocktard with stupid hair is present, but I guess every band has their hardcore purist fans. And since having only one remaining member left has completely derailed the careers of Megadeth, Guns N’ Roses, and Chimaira, I’m sure Static-X 2.0 (or whatever the fuck version this is) will be on skid row in no time.
I crop-dusted some whiney little shit on the subway the other night and I feel kinda guilty, so I’ll make finding tour dates easy for you to balance out my karma:and we shall party.
source: metalsucks.net
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